And, I want to look him straight in the eye
and I want to tell him what a
cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life,
snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant,
blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless,
heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped,
worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah!
Holly Shit!
Where's the Tylenol?